BITCH... I LOVE YOU

A weekend of extremes

We got wet. like SO wet. so wet that me and jak stooped to seeking refuge in a windowsill while tim stood in the rain, maintaining his dignity. These two girls took me tim jak and james back to there appartment, where they promised a spa. there wasnt a spa but we got nude anyway. Jak got really nude. like SO nude.

We did however get free beer while we were nude, it was ok. One of the girls was expecting some action from these dudes in a band called wingspan.
Poor dudes from wingspan.
She was fat.
like SO fat.

from nick

That's a galaga

For the past 5 days we drove south with a bunch of friends. We got lost. We accidentally found the most beautiful place in australia. We went through a town called coolmangar and another called clune. We saw many, many birds and we fed them too. Tim wanted all of the birds to share the food. I thought it was cool when someone told me a certain type of bird has the same partner for life, and without its partner a lonly bird would die of loneliness. We are presently driving home after a final kebab. It is overcast and very windy. Dave and sam are in the front listening to very abstract music.
Travel is dangerous.