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Dramatic love scene

And iiiiiiiii-eeee-iiiiii will alwayyss love youuuuuuuuuuuu

FUCK BLOGGING

Oh shit im blogging

Pure love and happiness

Is there anything more important than protecting and raising 6 ducklings?















There is not.

A useful tool

The time we used tack to write a song

UNDERSTAND

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Tim- 'We should all choose a character each and only act and speak within the personality of that character.'
Nick- 'Ok, can it be lord of the rings?'
Tim- 'SHOTGUN ARAGORN'
Kane- 'SHOTGUN ARAGORN'
Jak- 'SHOTGUN ARAGORN'
Nick- '...Dammit'
Tim- 'uhhhh, how about Teenage mutant ninja turtles?'
Jak- 'SHOTGUN MICHELANGELO'
Nick- 'SHOTGUN DONATELLO'
Tim- 'SHOTGUN LEONARDO'
Nick- 'Kane, who do you want to be?'
Kane- 'ROBOCOP'.

An bird

This is Kane with his bird, Jak. They are inseparable.
















I do not enjoy spelling yacht. So, we were on a YOT. There were 4 bedrooms and 3 toilets and beautiful women. Tim told me that he got this weird feeling that he was on a really expensive boat or something. Strange. We taught each other some knots that we had learned at work. It was so awesome, but now we are both worried that we could turn out to be bondage creeps. Kane is a citizen. He is citizen Kane. Anything he does is the best thing that anyone could ever do. Today we sat down and spoke about the band. It has been decided that we are not going to continue on the downward spiral of drinking and partying on YOTS. We celebrated by drinking and partying on a YOT. It was cool.

MMRRGHHH

Some people are so stupid. In particular, the people who drop quotes mid-argument. There are millions of quotes, and that person has carefully selected one to prove their side of the disagreement correct. As soon as one comes up, that person immediately sucks. They know that there are many quotes or sayings out there that go against what they think. Why don't people ever use them? Because they want to be right. What sort of people use quotes to win arguments? Assholes.
Some quotes and the people who use/wrote the quote.


"Beauty is only skin deep - A fat/ugly person.

"Love is blind" - A fat/ugly/blind person.

"Money cannot buy happiness" - An extremely poor person.

"Bro's before hoe's" - Bro.

"Edward Cullen is so hot" - Hoe.

"Why walk when you can roll" - Horribly disfigured cripple.

"Never judge a book buy its cover" - Ugly person who feels they have more to offer than their hideous exterior.

"BIKEZ R TASTEY" - James (irrelevant, but i miss my bike).

"DAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!" - Kiki Vanity

"I like big butts and i cannot lie" - Sir mixalot.



If you feel offended, your an asshole. If you enjoyed this list, lets go sledding!

upsetting

James ate my bike

Here is a picture of me without my bike.
My chicken comforts me as i am very upset that james ate my bike. I try to smile, but it is hard.






















Another EATCRIME commited by james

WOOKIE SOUND

EEEEEELGLGLGLLGLGLLG!!!!

So bad

I apologize to everyone who had to endure our last show, especially the dude who had us write our names on his shirt. I am so sorry dude, we really let you down. Please contact us, we will be happy to supply the flammable chemicals that you need to incinerate that shirt.
Nothing was right. Everything and James was wrong. Tim's sample bank was mischievous. Jak showed up to play at the gig even though we kicked him out 2 months ago. Rob and I were on the verge of death from the night before. My mystery organ hurt for days. James needs to change his clothing style so it is more awesome and less stupid. Kane looked very stylish and handsome. If anyone likes this band enough to do me a favour, assassinate my ex girlfriend so i can date her close friend. Jak pressured me to write this blog because i hadn't written one in ages. Shut up jak, i will do what i want (subsequently, you won). What i want is to continue listening to xiu xiu and verbally kung fu-ing my ex. This is what i do for you Emma, bbgurl.

Our full length

An update concerning the actual music side of things, for a change.
We have ALMOST finished writing all of the material for The album we are working towards. SO CLOSE. Jake and James have been fine tuning the drum tracks for the majority of the songs for a week or so. We finally got the prize money from catalyst, from winning 'rapid festival'. A YEAR LATER. THAT CERTAINLY SPED UP THE RECORDING PROCESS FOR US, WAITING A YEAR FOR THE PRIZE MONEY. A YEAR. 1 WHOLE YEAR. I think Tim might have spent $500 on phone calls, chasing them up. But it worked, AFTER A WHOLE YEAR.

This is how Jak felt all year towards Catalyst






















hahah jak, how did you even pull that face. hahaha.


The Album consists of 14 songs on a COMPACT DISC, in a CD CASE, with maybe some PAPER with some ALBUM ART. As you can probably tell after reading the PREVIOUS SENTENCE, this is not going to be any ordinary release.


I would post more, but writing an email to my canadian penpal takes priority right now

AMFAS

You are the opposite of Aragorn.

You will never be the king of Gondor.
You cannot ride horses very well.
If you met Arwen, she would not give you her immortality.
Where Isildur failed, you will also fail.
You have trouble buttering your toast, let alone battling Uruk hai.
You assume I will drive you places. That is irrelevant, however it isn't something Aragorn would do.
You would totally bone Éowyn if you had the chance, even if you were already seeing a beautiful elvish lady played by Liv Tyler.

My evidence is overwhelming.


This post was originally titled 'James', but then we decided to change it to AMFAS, so that James doesn't hate us forever. You and your promiscuous ways are walking on the knife's edge James, no one deceives Arwen and gets away with it.

Why Tim sings and I do not.

I had a dream that I was on a quiet stage by my myself, trying to sing to a full audience. Everyone was quietly laughing at my attempts. I felt like I was burning. I wanted to melt and seep through the floor so no one could see me. The laughs from the audience grow louder. I Look out past the blinding spotlights at a sea of mocking eyes. I'm drowning. My swelling shame acts as a magnet, attracting all of the metal objects in the room. Everything flies towards me and liquidizes. A metallic river flows into my mouth and up my nose, and fills my lungs. I die.

Frustration

Steak, and nothing else

The small studio built exclusively to record our album. It is not yet finished. It will exist for 4 months, then it will be torn down to house Jake's grandparents when they come up for the Christmas holidays.

We are very excited.

A Tattooed Crustation

This morning i was introduced to the NEW and EXCITING genre of CRABCORE

A good day

I woke up next to a beautiful girl


















I ate some cereal, but with soy milk because sakura is lactose intolerant. It tasted different at first but then i got used to it. I must recommend it to tim. After breakfast, we got dressed and caught a bus into the city. I found an awesome shirt with koalas on it. We walked across the bridge and ate at Ginga. It was good. I enjoy being served by polite asian women. They smile and giggle and it makes me feel like they enjoy their time with me, as much as i do with them. I think Sakura feels the same way. After lunch we went to the museum for the Dinosaur exhibit. I learnt that 3.2 billion years ago, earth's atmosphere was toxic and the sea was a poisonous soup. Blue Green algae slowly made the earth's atmosphere inhabitable to animals greater than simple organisms through the slow process of photosynthesis. I was interested.

Sakura with Triceratops


















Me with T-rex and Sakura's finger























T-REX ROCKING OUT

We have T-shirts

Many T-shirts


















If you want some, COME GET SUM!

D:

I was driving along the highway, when i was passed by this car full of guys hanging out the windows flipping off everyone they passed and making rude gestures. They were speeding and soon they got about 50m in front of me. They were about halfway past a bus when it merged into their lane forcing them off the road at 110km/h. The car skidded on the loose gravel, nearly crashing into the treeline before they got control again.
I found it very funny. Am i human?

One of my finer posts

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A Hilarious trick

Asians eating hot apple pies

MEGAFAUNA

I am on Wikipedia learning about 'Megafauna'. It is a vast collection of mostly extinct extremely large animals. I saw this picture of a 3m tall carnivorous running bird. I am pretty sure it was an apex predator.
Here is an example of the scale of well known MEGAFAUNA.

That dude is in SO much trouble





I presented my findings to jak...

Jak says:
"that is a massive fucking bird"

Jak says:
"it scares me"

Jak says:
"imagine like...a massive bee"

Jak says:
"I remember this from a movie i saw once. It was about a park of Jurassic dinosaurs that had been cloned from Jurassic fossils to live in a Jurassic park on an island...I think it was called "The island of dinosaurs". "

*Disclaimer: All of these quotations were taken completely out of context to make Jak look stupid. He did actually have profound input, but i much prefer to portray him as the ponytail jerk that we all know and conditionally love.*

James finds a reason to continue living

VERY good news.
James's hardware bag and all of its contents was found and handed to the police by a mysterious vigilante.
Despite the constant negative attitude of jak (the ponytail jerk), good has prevailed over evil.
If it was you, please follow ironman's example in 'Civil war- issue #1' and reveal your identity.
Depending on whether we have any money, we might just buy you a drink.
However, if you are reading this and thinking to yourself that you might just fraudulently cash in on this staggering reward, think again.
Elliot and 5/6 members of this band have seen Kung Pow, and are fluent practitioners of iron claw... Jak also specializes in the art of being a ponytail jerk

tim's eye...

HURTS

D:

I still feel weird 11 hours after drinking this.

events of the 22rd and 23th

We played 2 shows at the sands tavern, both were ok but i think the one on friday night was a bit better. I got a new synthesizer *SH201*(robotic voice). It only took Jak 2 nights to smash it with his guitar, but its ok, i think.

Kane encountered some sexual pizza















Jak forgot how to spell his own name















We attended an exclusive party with many, many, many babes















And i unearthed a once-thought mythical object















Mcdonalds maroochydore will find themselves 6 cheeseburgers out of pocket, thanks to the epic scam that we managed to pull. It involved a car, many pieces of paper, confidence, charisma, a mule and a plastic stegosaurus.
You put it together.

LIFE-CHANGING BLOG ENTRY

Only watch the first 35 seconds of it, the rest is boring.
Backyard freestyle at its finest,
gymnastic improvisation at its worst...

uh oh

We have a show tonight at the gold coast, and there are a few problems.

1. On the way to noosa to jam with *tewmofdewm*, James went around a roundabout too fast and lost he's entire bag of symbol stands and mounts, never to be found again :[
2. Kanes beastly van will not start. It contains all of our cabs and heads. It is stuck on the sunshine coast. DAMMIT :[

on the positive side of things... =] ...

1. Kane hasnt worked in 2.5 years, but after many applications he has an interview at mcdonalds!
GO KANG!!!

2. Me tim and jak were in the backyard doing flips up this grass hill. jak tried to jump onto his hands and cartwheel out but he failed and almost died. It was very funny.

3. I have a video of this, to be posted later...
his legs go like over his head HAHAHAHA


<4

ahhhhh

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

OK

got there.
there was porn in the toilet.
i was like 'would you bone that girl there' to rob, and he said yeah why not, and then we found out it was anakin and he was like 'shitttt i already have'. Other bands played. Ailment played. we played.
tim made tribute to the jamaican bobsled team.
jak almost killed a fat chick with his axe. kane sat cross legged.
we blew a speaker, and it smelled really bad. the dude said that it was on fire but i didnt believe him.


AND Our band consists of 5 vocalists and 1 real vocalist

BEING AN EAGLE TRAINER WOULD BE AWESUM

I found a beatle in tim's beard

it was this dude














Tim's beard is now vacant. For inquiries regarding an inspection, contact tim =]

BITCH... I LOVE YOU

A weekend of extremes

We got wet. like SO wet. so wet that me and jak stooped to seeking refuge in a windowsill while tim stood in the rain, maintaining his dignity. These two girls took me tim jak and james back to there appartment, where they promised a spa. there wasnt a spa but we got nude anyway. Jak got really nude. like SO nude.

We did however get free beer while we were nude, it was ok. One of the girls was expecting some action from these dudes in a band called wingspan.
Poor dudes from wingspan.
She was fat.
like SO fat.

from nick

That's a galaga

For the past 5 days we drove south with a bunch of friends. We got lost. We accidentally found the most beautiful place in australia. We went through a town called coolmangar and another called clune. We saw many, many birds and we fed them too. Tim wanted all of the birds to share the food. I thought it was cool when someone told me a certain type of bird has the same partner for life, and without its partner a lonly bird would die of loneliness. We are presently driving home after a final kebab. It is overcast and very windy. Dave and sam are in the front listening to very abstract music.
Travel is dangerous.

K-baby of Ali baba

Today mule, kane, tim and I were practising mule's new songs that he has written. when we got hungry, we went to the shopping centre to feed. At the kebab store there was a very beautiful girl. tim was overwhelmed by her beauty, and wrote her a note saying how beautiful he thought she was, and left it on the counter addressed 'to emily'. It makes me feel good knowing she must have felt good when she read it. I wish tim was there to see her expression, but he ran away.

this is our good friend jake. He drinks a crown lager every night with dinner. This alcohol abuse has given him a posture that when he plays keyboard he is almost identical to a T-rex. Below are two pictures. A prize will be issued to the first person who can pick the photo with the real jake in it.

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS!?


MUEL!!!!

this IS a blog

it is a medium,
it is our friend,
it is your friend too.
With time it will hold memories that nobody really care about, only us.
we will look back, and reminisce 'ahh, yes, i remember this day'.
i will look back and remember how i didnt really know what to post as a first blog

NF