An bird

This is Kane with his bird, Jak. They are inseparable.
















I do not enjoy spelling yacht. So, we were on a YOT. There were 4 bedrooms and 3 toilets and beautiful women. Tim told me that he got this weird feeling that he was on a really expensive boat or something. Strange. We taught each other some knots that we had learned at work. It was so awesome, but now we are both worried that we could turn out to be bondage creeps. Kane is a citizen. He is citizen Kane. Anything he does is the best thing that anyone could ever do. Today we sat down and spoke about the band. It has been decided that we are not going to continue on the downward spiral of drinking and partying on YOTS. We celebrated by drinking and partying on a YOT. It was cool.

MMRRGHHH

Some people are so stupid. In particular, the people who drop quotes mid-argument. There are millions of quotes, and that person has carefully selected one to prove their side of the disagreement correct. As soon as one comes up, that person immediately sucks. They know that there are many quotes or sayings out there that go against what they think. Why don't people ever use them? Because they want to be right. What sort of people use quotes to win arguments? Assholes.
Some quotes and the people who use/wrote the quote.


"Beauty is only skin deep - A fat/ugly person.

"Love is blind" - A fat/ugly/blind person.

"Money cannot buy happiness" - An extremely poor person.

"Bro's before hoe's" - Bro.

"Edward Cullen is so hot" - Hoe.

"Why walk when you can roll" - Horribly disfigured cripple.

"Never judge a book buy its cover" - Ugly person who feels they have more to offer than their hideous exterior.

"BIKEZ R TASTEY" - James (irrelevant, but i miss my bike).

"DAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!" - Kiki Vanity

"I like big butts and i cannot lie" - Sir mixalot.



If you feel offended, your an asshole. If you enjoyed this list, lets go sledding!

upsetting

James ate my bike

Here is a picture of me without my bike.
My chicken comforts me as i am very upset that james ate my bike. I try to smile, but it is hard.






















Another EATCRIME commited by james

WOOKIE SOUND

EEEEEELGLGLGLLGLGLLG!!!!

So bad

I apologize to everyone who had to endure our last show, especially the dude who had us write our names on his shirt. I am so sorry dude, we really let you down. Please contact us, we will be happy to supply the flammable chemicals that you need to incinerate that shirt.
Nothing was right. Everything and James was wrong. Tim's sample bank was mischievous. Jak showed up to play at the gig even though we kicked him out 2 months ago. Rob and I were on the verge of death from the night before. My mystery organ hurt for days. James needs to change his clothing style so it is more awesome and less stupid. Kane looked very stylish and handsome. If anyone likes this band enough to do me a favour, assassinate my ex girlfriend so i can date her close friend. Jak pressured me to write this blog because i hadn't written one in ages. Shut up jak, i will do what i want (subsequently, you won). What i want is to continue listening to xiu xiu and verbally kung fu-ing my ex. This is what i do for you Emma, bbgurl.