Sunday, June 28, 2009
A good day
I woke up next to a beautiful girl
I ate some cereal, but with soy milk because sakura is lactose intolerant. It tasted different at first but then i got used to it. I must recommend it to tim. After breakfast, we got dressed and caught a bus into the city. I found an awesome shirt with koalas on it. We walked across the bridge and ate at Ginga. It was good. I enjoy being served by polite asian women. They smile and giggle and it makes me feel like they enjoy their time with me, as much as i do with them. I think Sakura feels the same way. After lunch we went to the museum for the Dinosaur exhibit. I learnt that 3.2 billion years ago, earth's atmosphere was toxic and the sea was a poisonous soup. Blue Green algae slowly made the earth's atmosphere inhabitable to animals greater than simple organisms through the slow process of photosynthesis. I was interested.
Sakura with Triceratops
Me with T-rex and Sakura's finger
T-REX ROCKING OUT
I ate some cereal, but with soy milk because sakura is lactose intolerant. It tasted different at first but then i got used to it. I must recommend it to tim. After breakfast, we got dressed and caught a bus into the city. I found an awesome shirt with koalas on it. We walked across the bridge and ate at Ginga. It was good. I enjoy being served by polite asian women. They smile and giggle and it makes me feel like they enjoy their time with me, as much as i do with them. I think Sakura feels the same way. After lunch we went to the museum for the Dinosaur exhibit. I learnt that 3.2 billion years ago, earth's atmosphere was toxic and the sea was a poisonous soup. Blue Green algae slowly made the earth's atmosphere inhabitable to animals greater than simple organisms through the slow process of photosynthesis. I was interested.
Sakura with Triceratops
Me with T-rex and Sakura's finger
T-REX ROCKING OUT
Thursday, June 18, 2009
D:
I was driving along the highway, when i was passed by this car full of guys hanging out the windows flipping off everyone they passed and making rude gestures. They were speeding and soon they got about 50m in front of me. They were about halfway past a bus when it merged into their lane forcing them off the road at 110km/h. The car skidded on the loose gravel, nearly crashing into the treeline before they got control again.
I found it very funny. Am i human?
I found it very funny. Am i human?
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
MEGAFAUNA
I am on Wikipedia learning about 'Megafauna'. It is a vast collection of mostly extinct extremely large animals. I saw this picture of a 3m tall carnivorous running bird. I am pretty sure it was an apex predator.
Here is an example of the scale of well known MEGAFAUNA.
That dude is in SO much trouble
I presented my findings to jak...
Jak says:
"that is a massive fucking bird"
Jak says:
"it scares me"
Jak says:
"imagine like...a massive bee"
Jak says:
"I remember this from a movie i saw once. It was about a park of Jurassic dinosaurs that had been cloned from Jurassic fossils to live in a Jurassic park on an island...I think it was called "The island of dinosaurs". "
*Disclaimer: All of these quotations were taken completely out of context to make Jak look stupid. He did actually have profound input, but i much prefer to portray him as the ponytail jerk that we all know and conditionally love.*
Here is an example of the scale of well known MEGAFAUNA.
That dude is in SO much troubleI presented my findings to jak...
Jak says:
"that is a massive fucking bird"
Jak says:
"it scares me"
Jak says:
"imagine like...a massive bee"
Jak says:
"I remember this from a movie i saw once. It was about a park of Jurassic dinosaurs that had been cloned from Jurassic fossils to live in a Jurassic park on an island...I think it was called "The island of dinosaurs". "
*Disclaimer: All of these quotations were taken completely out of context to make Jak look stupid. He did actually have profound input, but i much prefer to portray him as the ponytail jerk that we all know and conditionally love.*
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
James finds a reason to continue living
VERY good news.
James's hardware bag and all of its contents was found and handed to the police by a mysterious vigilante.
Despite the constant negative attitude of jak (the ponytail jerk), good has prevailed over evil.
If it was you, please follow ironman's example in 'Civil war- issue #1' and reveal your identity.
Depending on whether we have any money, we might just buy you a drink.
However, if you are reading this and thinking to yourself that you might just fraudulently cash in on this staggering reward, think again.
Elliot and 5/6 members of this band have seen Kung Pow, and are fluent practitioners of iron claw... Jak also specializes in the art of being a ponytail jerk
James's hardware bag and all of its contents was found and handed to the police by a mysterious vigilante.
Despite the constant negative attitude of jak (the ponytail jerk), good has prevailed over evil.
If it was you, please follow ironman's example in 'Civil war- issue #1' and reveal your identity.
Depending on whether we have any money, we might just buy you a drink.
However, if you are reading this and thinking to yourself that you might just fraudulently cash in on this staggering reward, think again.
Elliot and 5/6 members of this band have seen Kung Pow, and are fluent practitioners of iron claw... Jak also specializes in the art of being a ponytail jerk
Monday, June 1, 2009
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