AMFAS

You are the opposite of Aragorn.

You will never be the king of Gondor.
You cannot ride horses very well.
If you met Arwen, she would not give you her immortality.
Where Isildur failed, you will also fail.
You have trouble buttering your toast, let alone battling Uruk hai.
You assume I will drive you places. That is irrelevant, however it isn't something Aragorn would do.
You would totally bone Éowyn if you had the chance, even if you were already seeing a beautiful elvish lady played by Liv Tyler.

My evidence is overwhelming.


This post was originally titled 'James', but then we decided to change it to AMFAS, so that James doesn't hate us forever. You and your promiscuous ways are walking on the knife's edge James, no one deceives Arwen and gets away with it.