Tuesday, June 9, 2009

MEGAFAUNA

I am on Wikipedia learning about 'Megafauna'. It is a vast collection of mostly extinct extremely large animals. I saw this picture of a 3m tall carnivorous running bird. I am pretty sure it was an apex predator.
Here is an example of the scale of well known MEGAFAUNA.

That dude is in SO much trouble





I presented my findings to jak...

Jak says:
"that is a massive fucking bird"

Jak says:
"it scares me"

Jak says:
"imagine like...a massive bee"

Jak says:
"I remember this from a movie i saw once. It was about a park of Jurassic dinosaurs that had been cloned from Jurassic fossils to live in a Jurassic park on an island...I think it was called "The island of dinosaurs". "

*Disclaimer: All of these quotations were taken completely out of context to make Jak look stupid. He did actually have profound input, but i much prefer to portray him as the ponytail jerk that we all know and conditionally love.*

3 comments:

  1. The smallest one is named after me. It's ironic because I have massive muscles.

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  2. There is one called the "Bone Crushing Dog".

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  3. I'm imagining a massive bee.
    WOah fuck.

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