VERY good news.
James's hardware bag and all of its contents was found and handed to the police by a mysterious vigilante.
Despite the constant negative attitude of jak (the ponytail jerk), good has prevailed over evil.
If it was you, please follow ironman's example in 'Civil war- issue #1' and reveal your identity.
Depending on whether we have any money, we might just buy you a drink.
However, if you are reading this and thinking to yourself that you might just fraudulently cash in on this staggering reward, think again.
Elliot and 5/6 members of this band have seen Kung Pow, and are fluent practitioners of iron claw... Jak also specializes in the art of being a ponytail jerk
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haha this is a bit late...
ReplyDeletefucken ponytail jerks fault im sure.
lel... post a story about marcus from silence is deafening's story in dolly magazine... its very lel worthyish