So bad

I apologize to everyone who had to endure our last show, especially the dude who had us write our names on his shirt. I am so sorry dude, we really let you down. Please contact us, we will be happy to supply the flammable chemicals that you need to incinerate that shirt.
Nothing was right. Everything and James was wrong. Tim's sample bank was mischievous. Jak showed up to play at the gig even though we kicked him out 2 months ago. Rob and I were on the verge of death from the night before. My mystery organ hurt for days. James needs to change his clothing style so it is more awesome and less stupid. Kane looked very stylish and handsome. If anyone likes this band enough to do me a favour, assassinate my ex girlfriend so i can date her close friend. Jak pressured me to write this blog because i hadn't written one in ages. Shut up jak, i will do what i want (subsequently, you won). What i want is to continue listening to xiu xiu and verbally kung fu-ing my ex. This is what i do for you Emma, bbgurl.