Tuesday, August 11, 2009

MMRRGHHH

Some people are so stupid. In particular, the people who drop quotes mid-argument. There are millions of quotes, and that person has carefully selected one to prove their side of the disagreement correct. As soon as one comes up, that person immediately sucks. They know that there are many quotes or sayings out there that go against what they think. Why don't people ever use them? Because they want to be right. What sort of people use quotes to win arguments? Assholes.
Some quotes and the people who use/wrote the quote.


"Beauty is only skin deep - A fat/ugly person.

"Love is blind" - A fat/ugly/blind person.

"Money cannot buy happiness" - An extremely poor person.

"Bro's before hoe's" - Bro.

"Edward Cullen is so hot" - Hoe.

"Why walk when you can roll" - Horribly disfigured cripple.

"Never judge a book buy its cover" - Ugly person who feels they have more to offer than their hideous exterior.

"BIKEZ R TASTEY" - James (irrelevant, but i miss my bike).

"DAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!" - Kiki Vanity

"I like big butts and i cannot lie" - Sir mixalot.



If you feel offended, your an asshole. If you enjoyed this list, lets go sledding!

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