Here is a picture of me without my bike.
My chicken comforts me as i am very upset that james ate my bike. I try to smile, but it is hard.
Another EATCRIME commited by james
Things we have done, shouldn't have done, regret doing, only did because we were drunk, only did because she was employed by a fast-food franchise and everyone knows that net losses are not caused by jak pretending to trip and throw his tray of food, but by internal theft after hiring teenagers that need attitude adjustments. fuck life.
When I read this, I wept.
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